I hate when people...

• Breathe, no seriously I hate almost everyone and I really don't give a fuck :)
• Correct my grammar/spelling, even though I will do it to them lol oops
• Walk slow as fuck infront of me. I may be small but I will push your ass out of my fucking way. MOVE BITCH!
• Stop in the middle of an aisle/hallway to talk to someone or make out with them. Bitch I'm trying to get thru here. MOVE!
• Eat food infront of me and don't offer me any. Maybe I don't want your nasty food but still offer me some, don't be rude. Asshole
• Touch me, like random ass people, or when they touch my stomach without asking. Yes I'm pregnant no I don't have a bump and no you can't fucking touch me so don't, I will punch you in the throat
• Yell at me to do shit instead of asking me nicely. I understand if you ask me nicely like 8 times and I don't do it then yeah sure yell at me but the first time ask me nicely and don't yell or ill just tell you to fuck off and won't do shit for you.
• Say they'll pay you back and don't.. Fuck you I'm broke as fuck too but I'm nice and lend you money/buy you food... Pay me back or buy me food. I mean if its a dollar Idc but if its $5 or up pay me the fuck back. Broke bitch needs $$$ too.
• Text me "hey" and when I text back they don't. Why the fuck did you text me if you don't wanna reply after I do. Wasting my fucking time.
• Brag about how much money they have lol I mean how much money mommy and daddy have. Cool, give me a couple grand you greedy son of a bitch. You're spoiled as fuck, fall off a cliff.